Tanworld Affairs

"I would have blogged that shit lol" -M

So, it's like 9 o'clock on a Monday night.. I'm just doing the usual, I'm with my dad, we just dropped my younger sister off at her mom's, and we decide to go tanning. So, we drive speedily to the nearest Tanworld to get some 'sun' and soak up some rays, ya know?

So, we walk in to Tanworld, do the normal 15 minutes on a level 2 bed. (On a side note, the tanning tenant had really cute hair!) And I'm in the tanning bed, absorbing my cancer minute by minute, probably getting blinder too, just listening to music until my time was up.

Interesting night, right?

Ha! But no, it's not until I was FINISHED TANNING that my night really got that much more fan-fucking-tastic.. I simply put my clothes on, walk out, compliment the lady on her hair.. and leave.. not thinking about the fact that my dad was not yet finished tanning and had the keys inside..

And boy, oh boy.. Am I glad I didn't? You bet your ass I am! (:

What might you ask I walked out on? Rainbows? Ponies? Chip -n- Dales? Nah, unfortunately, I'm not THAT  lucky.. However, it was a little steamy for the people involved..

So, here's me, casually strolling out of Tanworld to two people making out, PROFUSELY. I was like.. okay? I figured they would stop, so I trot on over to the car, pop a squat on the hood, and take a glance.. to find what? Had it subsided? For the love of my fifteen year old eyes? Absolutely, not! They are STILL just sucking face like a vacuum cleaner. Did I mention they were probs like 30 something?! Just acting casual about the encounter.. Uhm, hello? Get a room! I have more class than that!

Alright, alright, alright.. So, a couple minutes had yet again passed by.. time for my bi-minute-ual check.. I just  turn my head to about a ninety degree angle to see yet again, the making out in a profuse manner. C'mon people.. fuck already why don't you?

So, I think that they had finally subsided long enough to hug and dance at the same time.. and just WHAT do they think this is? The prom?

This is sort of a multi-orgasm story for me.. so be prepared..

Finally, but maybe the highlight of my night, (and the downfall to one or two other fellow humans) was to tune in just at the right moment to hear the male of the affair say that he'd be sleeping on the couch tonight!! EXCUSE ME? Call me wrong, but did I just witness cheating? Am I ever so slightly related to aiding in home-wrecking? Ah, fuck my life. That's the juciest piece of information ever instilled into my mind.. I might just have to blog about that one.. (;

So, after the lovely, steamy, relationship infringement..  they get into separate cars, and drive off in separate ways! And then! Here comes my father just ever so casually strolling out of Tanworld.. I was delighted to share the wonderful, intriguing story with him. As I am with whomever reading this. (: Life from here on to the time I passed out on my bed was pretty delightful. And I am glad I witnessed such things. 

Love,

Your Home-Wrecking Aid <3

Isn't It Ironic?

I think it's all a bit strange, how something so life-shattering can happen to some people, but to others, the world keeps spinning on in an orderly fashion. Someone could die, affecting a whole small town, city, state. But on the other side of the world, they wake up and have their morning coffee just the same as yesterday. You never what could happen to you, or who's going to care if something actually does. You're just wasting away, living life, in the now, your now. You still wake up, go to bed, eat, sleep, drink, just like before.

Just

Like

Before.

Isn't it ironic how we're all in this huge rush to change the world; and yet no one can go as far as to recycle a bottle, or volunteer ten minutes out of their busy day? Everyone is worried about children around the world starving, but yet we waste an astounding amount out of our daily meals we are lucky enough to have? We're worried about the kittens and puppies in a shelter when there's an old hound sitting in a kennel waiting for enough company just to die. What kind of people does this make us?

Who

Are

We?

But no, you're different I suppose. You're you, you're a perfect saint, right? Keep thinking that and see if our world changes. There's always something more to be done.

Always

More

To Be

Done.

The truth in the matter here, is that the world is not going to change. People are too caught up in the world of today. Your now is yours, and you don't really care about anyone else's. But, let's make a change.

Let's

Make

A 

Change.

Small actions, make a big change. Take the extra steps to recycle, volunteer the few minutes, donate a few dollars for food, say a prayer, bless someone when they sneeze, go for the cat, not the kitten. And most importantly...

Pay

It

Forward.

NOTE: It's a great movie, watch it.

-Hailey

Everything That I Wanted

Somehow, it's you.

Everything I've ever really wanted compiled into on human body.

It's amazing, it really is.

That everything I could have ever asked for, everything, I've ever dreamed, everything of of fantasy, could be...

You.

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Am I to you what you are to me?

Do I keep you awake for hours on end because of one thing the you simply said.

Do you drop to an immediate slumber when my lips leave yours from a good night kiss?

Am I everything you want and need, in a body for your taste, your ever longing fantasy...

Me?

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Is it what we think this is?

This love.

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This hope.

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This trust.

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This faith.

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All into one.

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Our fantasy.

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Our desire.

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Our game.

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Our plan.

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Our movie.

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Our script.

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Our story.

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Our book.

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Us.